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|The hunt for rabbit treasure|| ||2013-04-01 05:37:26|
|To celebrate the ongoing event of bunnies and eggs, an epic Armour of Rabbit will randomly spawn on corpses of hares, jackrabbits, rabbits or bunnies.
While lauded to be comparable to Armour of Gaius on white brimstone by itself, the armour is rumoured to have an additional "easter egg" functionality that is unknown to our reporters at this time.
The news has predictably painted the forests red in Easter Bunny blood, causing warm reminescing of the turkey massacre a few months back.
"You are now hunting Rabbit."
Oh yes we are!
How many have you caught?
|Poet Board: Free of Touch|| ||2013-03-23 05:27:31|
|Free of Touch, by Wispy
To while away these hours
An utter solitaire
Free of touch
All the children may
Cry or play
I'll be silently
Nobody can know
My tired still soul's
Sorrow in the streets
In the elite
I don't cope
The sun shall rise
Beyond my eyes
|Refuse problem threatens Smoking Roc service|| ||2013-03-19 14:00:35|
|Sage Mbebe the bringer of winter reports that ever since he cast a dimension door to the Smoking Roc inn, the streets of Tantallon have been littered with empty tobacco tins. Being a fervent tree-hugger and all-around neat freak, the Snowfolk mage blames himself for the now dismal state of the urban environment of our fair town and vows to never erect the door again. Or at least until the issue is solved. Or until he forgets about this declaration.
Suggested methods of alleviating this problem so far include convincing artificers that tin weapons are particularly responsive to enhancements due to their earlier "magic smoke" content. Also, the tins could be used to store seasonal turkey products to support Elahrairah's scientific experiments all year round. The cult of the Angry, mostly residing in the Courts of Chaos at this time, could use the tins for target practice and to express their multitude of feelings. Alternatively, the shiny tins could be used to distract Otters.
Mbebe says: Only you can prevent street litter!
|Canticle 35.0 is out|| ||2013-03-03 12:20:56|
|A new issue of the Canticle has been published. Get your copy from the paperboy in Tantallon and enjoy!|
|New mage spell|| ||2013-03-02 02:51:05|
|Losoth has granted a new spell to the mortals of Oerthe. Not one for the arachnophobic, the drowgar school of magic is not actually taught at the famous Tantallon mage class hall. Instead, the practitioners have gone underground and convene at some secret location our reporters do not know of.
The mages clearly do, however. News of the new spell was met with a frenzy of scientific exploration among the Snowfolk. Igloo warmer Elahrairah was also heard cursing an acute inspiration to work on some personal advancement as a result.